Sunday, August 5, 2007

Wanted: The worst girl EVER


This is one of the most dangerous criminals EVER!!! She murdered the wh0le staff of emmalemma.com!!! If you've seen her don't call anyone except animal control! And
Step one: Get a gun, bat or any type of weapon
Step two: Wait by the door or in your closet
Step three: When you here a knock look out a side window and see who it is
Step four: If it's Brittni and you're too scared to hurt her.... well you're stupid, but all you have to say is,"Just us chickens" and she'll be weirded out and leave
Step five: Kill her when she is leaving
Step six: Clean up the blood with Windex, and just to be sure she's dead fill the bath with water and push her under for 12 minutes, then she'll definetly be dead!
Step seven: Bury her in the back yard and grow a garden over her
Step eight: Continue with your normal life, and if anyone asks or suspects you, move to Alaska!

Thank you and have a nice murder,
and if we see this girl again, It's your fault , and we'll find you, I swear on it!

Love,
Emmalemma :D

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