Wanted: The worst girl EVER

This is one of the most dangerous criminals EVER!!! She murdered the wh0le staff of emmalemma.com!!! If you've seen her don't call anyone except animal control! And
Step one: Get a gun, bat or any type of weapon
Step two: Wait by the door or in your closet
Step three: When you here a knock look out a side window and see who it is
Step four: If it's Brittni and you're too scared to hurt her.... well you're stupid, but all you have to say is,"Just us chickens" and she'll be weirded out and leave
Step five: Kill her when she is leaving
Step six: Clean up the blood with Windex, and just to be sure she's dead fill the bath with water and push her under for 12 minutes, then she'll definetly be dead!
Step seven: Bury her in the back yard and grow a garden over her
Step eight: Continue with your normal life, and if anyone asks or suspects you, move to Alaska!

Thank you and have a nice murder,
and if we see this girl again, It's your fault , and we'll find you, I swear on it!

Love,
Emmalemma :D

Who Ever Heard of a Clown in a Tux?

It looks like this clown is getting ready for a wedding but before he goes I have some advice
BOYS DON'T WHERE MAKEUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!(laugh out loud)

The Monster from the Garbage

This picture is from Brazil I call it The Monster from the Garbage! You see I didn't do it but to good job who ever did! ttyl! (talk to you later)

Happy Birthday Emmalemma!

The Emmalemma website is proud to announce that we're having our 1st Anniversary!
When is the Anniversary you ask? On November 11th!
So come on down and party! Because it'll be a night you'll never forget with a story video and much much more!

Over The Hill Cookies

Buy over the hill cookies! They are very deliciouso! just like grandma used to make! We also have kinds of cookies! like, HUGE ones! Tiny ones! And the classic medium! your girlfriend will love the fat free cookies! (for a limited time only) And that's not all! We also have the new....... CONJOINED COOKIES! So buy some today!

Over The Hill Cookies! "Just over the hill to sweetness"

emmalemma's website

Hi! I'm Emmalemma welcome to my website. I think I am creative. I love making people fell special and I consider myself sensitive most important is... drum role please! I love cookies epically over the hill cookies TM!!!! I also love you for viewing my website LOL!!! If you are reading this you are agreeing to "Emmalemma Terms of Service" where you answer all polls truthfully and comment on any posts you can!
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