Type type type is all the hype!!!

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If you are looking for my icecream sundae, MY DAD ATE IT!!!! So wait in three days, but it'll be pretty gross.You see the title? "Type type type is all the hype" well it is! Now a days it's like ,"hey billy wanna go to the park?" "Nah I'm goin' to the virtual park" or.... ,"Hey Mom wanan go to talk?" "Nah later billy I'm talking virtually" So as you can see, you better go outside and play at least sometimes in a week, you know what? for you I'll throw in a, you get extra energy throughout the day package also I'll include you can sleep better at night because your so dang tired package. So ya' see? Energy is important to get through the day, Aw I'm just kidding go ahead comment, read, and scroll and if "they" ask, I told you to.

Your hyper pal,
Emmalemma

We're 'hunkering down' over here!!!

Here, at Pink Cupcake Productions we're all hunkering down over here! Get ready for hurricane Ike, now are you wondering what's an Ike? No it's not Mike Ike, the candy, it's a freakin' name! Thank god Ike came just in time, because I didn't study for my spelling test! Yesiree! We're here hunkering! BOARD UP THE WINDOWS!!!!! LOCK ALL THE DOORS!!!! IKE IS COMING!!!! Our forcast for the weekend is most like power outage, crazy old men and women screaming out into the night," IKE KILLS ALL!!! HEELLLPPPP!!!!" yeah, so just get ready for rain alot of watery RAIN!!!!! well, hats off to Ike because we have no school today!

bye!

The time is right, kill her in the night

Have you killed brittni yet? You will when I say...
WIN A MILLION DOLLARS IF YOU KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!
chang ching chang ching!

BYE!

Wanted: The worst girl EVER

This is one of the most dangerous criminals EVER!!! She murdered the wh0le staff of emmalemma.com!!! If you've seen her don't call anyone except animal control! And
Step one: Get a gun, bat or any type of weapon
Step two: Wait by the door or in your closet
Step three: When you here a knock look out a side window and see who it is
Step four: If it's Brittni and you're too scared to hurt her.... well you're stupid, but all you have to say is,"Just us chickens" and she'll be weirded out and leave
Step five: Kill her when she is leaving
Step six: Clean up the blood with Windex, and just to be sure she's dead fill the bath with water and push her under for 12 minutes, then she'll definetly be dead!
Step seven: Bury her in the back yard and grow a garden over her
Step eight: Continue with your normal life, and if anyone asks or suspects you, move to Alaska!

Thank you and have a nice murder,
and if we see this girl again, It's your fault , and we'll find you, I swear on it!

Love,
Emmalemma :D

Who Ever Heard of a Clown in a Tux?

It looks like this clown is getting ready for a wedding but before he goes I have some advice
BOYS DON'T WHERE MAKEUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!(laugh out loud)

The Monster from the Garbage

This picture is from Brazil I call it The Monster from the Garbage! You see I didn't do it but to good job who ever did! ttyl! (talk to you later)

Happy Birthday Emmalemma!

The Emmalemma website is proud to announce that we're having our 1st Anniversary!
When is the Anniversary you ask? On November 11th!
So come on down and party! Because it'll be a night you'll never forget with a story video and much much more!

Over The Hill Cookies

Buy over the hill cookies! They are very deliciouso! just like grandma used to make! We also have kinds of cookies! like, HUGE ones! Tiny ones! And the classic medium! your girlfriend will love the fat free cookies! (for a limited time only) And that's not all! We also have the new....... CONJOINED COOKIES! So buy some today!

Over The Hill Cookies! "Just over the hill to sweetness"

emmalemma's website

Hi! I'm Emmalemma welcome to my website. I think I am creative. I love making people fell special and I consider myself sensitive most important is... drum role please! I love cookies epically over the hill cookies TM!!!! I also love you for viewing my website LOL!!! If you are reading this you are agreeing to "Emmalemma Terms of Service" where you answer all polls truthfully and comment on any posts you can!
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